Man Turns Off AR, Becomes Horribly Depressed

December 31, 3017 - 0

Delaware, Earth – Local loan adjuster, Trenton Hamar, became soul crushingly depressed when he irrationally turned off the Augmented Reality feature of his iPhone 508s.  According to his wife, June, he was struggling with “some existential bulls**t” before he switched […]

Infamous Xenophile Killed by Alien Crabs

December 5, 3017 - 0

Ruby Beach, Gliese 667 Cc – Galaxy-famous human xenophile, Casanova Starlite, was found dead and dismembered on the beautiful ruby sand beaches of Ruby Beach. Starlite – who had vowed to make love with as many different sentient species as […]