Archeologist Discovers Amazonia Not Founded By Amazons

January 26, 3018 - 1

Seattle, Earth – Earlier this month, Earl Clint, professor of archeology at the University of Olympus Mons, discovered that Amazonia – the mysterious South American forest nation known for its beautiful but violent women – was not actually founded by […]

Glorm Prices Continue To Fall, Glormmongers “Concerned”

January 21, 3018 - 0

Glormport, Ceres – Glorm prices fell today, continuing a year-long down trend in the glorm markets that is making the General Manager of the Glormmongers Association, Harold Mornay,  “Very concerned.” “I mean, how are we supposed to compete with shplint […]