Top Critic: 8D Films are Just a Fad!

October 22, 3018 - 0

Siriwood, Sirius System – Controversial film critic, Ulrich van Lome, went on one of his infamous Twitter rants this Thursday afternoon, attacking the major studios for trying to “force this failed 8D technology onto consumers just so they can make […]

New ForeverPups™ Kind Of Annoying After A While

October 8, 3018 - 0

São Paulo, Earth – It’s been one year since the launch of GenTech’s wildly popular ForeverPups™, and sales have dropped off sharply. The line of dogs, which stay in a puppy-like state for their whole lives, has recently seen its rave […]