Generation Ship Arrives at Planet with No Vacancies

September 20, 3017 - 0

New Hope, Proxima Centauri Prime – Earlier this week, an 800-year-old generation ship, the LDSS Seagull, arrived in orbit around Proxima Centauri Prime only to find the planet had already been fully colonized. Built before the invention of faster-than-light travel, […]

Amateur Geneticist Regrets Reverse Engineering Velociraptor

September 5, 3017 - 0

Ark 14, Venus – Amateur geneticist, Rudolf London, was admitted to Hillman General Hospital this Saturday with severe lacerations and a fractured tibia after a failed attempt to revert his pet ostrich into a velociraptor. “It’s not that hard, really,” […]

Y3K Strikes Again

August 25, 3017 - 0

Geneva Station, Low Earth Orbit – The Y3K bug, which threatened to shut down all computer activity at the turn of the millennium, may not have been as inconsequential as was once thought, says a new report from the Centers […]

Welcome to 31st Century News

August 5, 3017 - 1

Established in 3017, 31st Century News aims to provide the highest quality local and interstellar news to the inhabitants of the Sol System. Beamed out locally from the heart of Saturn’s artist district on Titan, 31st Century News is tailored […]