PETA Headquarters Overwhelmed by Tribbles

January 1, 3019 - 0

Norfolk, Earth – Earlier today, the governor of Virginia declared a state of emergency when the headquarters of the animal rights group PETA was overwhelmed by an invasive species known on the black market as tribbles. According to PETA spokeswoman […]

Infamous Xenophile Killed by Alien Crabs

December 5, 3017 - 0

Ruby Beach, Gliese 667 Cc – Galaxy-famous human xenophile, Casanova Starlite, was found dead and dismembered on the beautiful ruby sand beaches of Ruby Beach. Starlite – who had vowed to make love with as many different sentient species as […]