New ForeverPups™ Kind Of Annoying After A While

October 8, 3018 - 0

São Paulo, Earth – It’s been one year since the launch of GenTech’s wildly popular ForeverPups™, and sales have dropped off sharply. The line of dogs, which stay in a puppy-like state for their whole lives, has recently seen its rave […]

Glorm Prices Continue To Fall, Glormmongers “Concerned”

January 21, 3018 - 0

Glormport, Ceres – Glorm prices fell today, continuing a year-long down trend in the glorm markets that is making the General Manager of the Glormmongers Association, Harold Mornay,  “Very concerned.” “I mean, how are we supposed to compete with shplint […]