Top Critic: 8D Films are Just a Fad!

October 22, 3018 - 0

Siriwood, Sirius System – Controversial film critic, Ulrich van Lome, went on one of his infamous Twitter rants this Thursday afternoon, attacking the major studios for trying to “force this failed 8D technology onto consumers just so they can make […]

Infamous Xenophile Killed by Alien Crabs

December 5, 3017 - 0

Ruby Beach, Gliese 667 Cc – Galaxy-famous human xenophile, Casanova Starlite, was found dead and dismembered on the beautiful ruby sand beaches of Ruby Beach. Starlite – who had vowed to make love with as many different sentient species as […]

Generation Ship Arrives at Planet with No Vacancies

September 20, 3017 - 0

New Hope, Proxima Centauri Prime – Earlier this week, an 800-year-old generation ship, the LDSS Seagull, arrived in orbit around Proxima Centauri Prime only to find the planet had already been fully colonized. Built before the invention of faster-than-light travel, […]