Man Comes to Regret Breaking Wind in Spacesuit

April 12, 3019 - 0

Cadillac Spacedock, Jupiter Orbit – Some time during his last shift, extravehicular riveter Doug York was overcome by the urge to pass gas. York resisted for several minutes before eventually giving in and cutting the cheese. “At first, it was […]

Glorm Prices Continue To Fall, Glormmongers “Concerned”

January 21, 3018 - 0

Glormport, Ceres – Glorm prices fell today, continuing a year-long down trend in the glorm markets that is making the General Manager of the Glormmongers Association, Harold Mornay,  “Very concerned.” “I mean, how are we supposed to compete with shplint […]

Generation Ship Arrives at Planet with No Vacancies

September 20, 3017 - 0

New Hope, Proxima Centauri Prime – Earlier this week, an 800-year-old generation ship, the LDSS Seagull, arrived in orbit around Proxima Centauri Prime only to find the planet had already been fully colonized. Built before the invention of faster-than-light travel, […]