Archeologist Discovers Amazonia Not Founded By Amazons

January 26, 3018 - 1

Seattle, Earth – Earlier this month, Earl Clint, professor of archeology at the University of Olympus Mons, discovered that Amazonia – the mysterious South American forest nation known for its beautiful but violent women – was not actually founded by […]

Glorm Prices Continue To Fall, Glormmongers “Concerned”

January 21, 3018 - 0

Glormport, Ceres – Glorm prices fell today, continuing a year-long down trend in the glorm markets that is making the General Manager of the Glormmongers Association, Harold Mornay,  “Very concerned.” “I mean, how are we supposed to compete with shplint […]

Generation Ship Arrives at Planet with No Vacancies

September 20, 3017 - 0

New Hope, Proxima Centauri Prime – Earlier this week, an 800-year-old generation ship, the LDSS Seagull, arrived in orbit around Proxima Centauri Prime only to find the planet had already been fully colonized. Built before the invention of faster-than-light travel, […]

Y3K Strikes Again

August 25, 3017 - 0

Geneva Station, Low Earth Orbit – The Y3K bug, which threatened to shut down all computer activity at the turn of the millennium, may not have been as inconsequential as was once thought, says a new report from the Centers […]