Welcome to 31st Century News

Established in 3017, 31st Century News aims to provide the highest quality local and interstellar news to the inhabitants of the Sol System.

Beamed out locally from the heart of Saturn’s artist district on Titan, 31st Century News is tailored to the fast-paced lives of millennials, providing high-caliber news in short, easy-to-read articles that can be accessed from any mobile device, cranial implant or telepathic gland.

WARNING: Due to complications surrounding the Y3K bug some articles may appear simultaneously in the 31st and the 21st centuries. If you are reading this in the 21st century please close this page immediately, clear your browser history, and neuralize yourself as soon as possible in order to preserve what’s left of the timeline.


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